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free stuff please

something a noob will say over and over until your heart explodes on runescape
"HI IM A NUBBLET C@N I PLES! HAVE FR33 ST00F PLz0rs"
by like ill ever tell ;) July 14, 2004
mugGet the free stuff pleasemug.

Please help me

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house
by High g8 guy March 18, 2019
mugGet the Please help memug.

please fuck me

Begging for a man to fuck her. While her vagina is wet. So basically fucking.
Fuck me daddy

You're so hot, Fuck me in the ass

My pussy is so wet daddy, fuck me baby.

Please fuck me
by Holding on girls boobs! August 30, 2016
mugGet the please fuck memug.

Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.
Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”
by JustFknDone September 14, 2018
mugGet the Please kill memug.

damn well please

1. What people do when they know better.

2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.
by Downstrike September 20, 2004
mugGet the damn well pleasemug.

Cheese Please Boogey

(v) - of or relating to the strangest imaginable sexual act or position.
Guy One: Did you ever hook up with that girl the other night dude?

Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!
by Master Exploder 69 February 26, 2009
mugGet the Cheese Please Boogeymug.

nigga, please

What a white dood says to a black person Out-dated
What bitches say to philwaggins
Yo Dawg That Thing Is Cool
Nigga, please that's just food
by Carbono Atom October 15, 2015
mugGet the nigga, pleasemug.

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