squat thrusts in the cucumber patch

One of the greatest ways to say you've participated in sexual intercourse

friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

patch

a spot of hair that is missing from your head usually used as a cap for cappers

1. Damn look at that fat ass PATCH!!
2. Awwww PATCH!!

by qjouwsetriynu December 16, 2008

Mustard Patch

In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.

"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."

by Hexicon June 23, 2006

The Pletch

Noun. Used to describe an Irish Bastard from Williamsport, MD (Almost the Capital of the US). Referanced from "The Hutch" the "Ass hole" character on the reality TV show The Joe Schome Show.

The Pletch got drunk, called her a bitch, then tried to feel her up.

by Kyle Miller April 22, 2004

Pee Patch

A Pee Patch is when a chick pee's herself a has a wet spot in her crotch.

Girl, you need to change them pants cause I can see a Pee Patch spot.

by DBKing1961 April 22, 2010

pumpkin patch

A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.

Look at that pumpkin patch of ugly ass cheerleaders.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 19, 2018

patch

A patch is usually intended to modify an executable file to improve it.
A patch is obviously a digitalized file which has been programmed to take out programming faultys and errors and replace them with a correct line of code.
A patch can be written by any programmer with a open source executable file (that they wish to modify). Patches can also be written by programmers to convert trial softwares to full version softwares, this includes games. The word for adding patches to executable files to modify it illegally is called, when spoken by someone "patched". Look below

Gekotec: I patched my trial version game; Call Of Duty
Janice: Really? I played Call of Duty the other day and had to download a patch to improve my online gameplay expirience. But first i bought the game! 10% off!!
Gekotec: Oh, boy.

by Kyaa! September 8, 2008