Sunshine Pilot

A pilot who has not yet attained an Instrument Rating - the qualification required to fly in instrument meteorological conditions, such as through clouds or in thick fog.

"I was hoping to take the Cirrus for a spin today but it's thick as mud out there!"

"Sucks to be a sunshine pilot."

by herniasauce December 1, 2017

Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.

Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.

by base bonwell May 11, 2018

herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.

1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.

by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017

Pilot

A highly trained individual that does precise guesswork based on unreliable info given out by individuals with questionable knowledge.

How to tell if the person you're talking to is a pilot ? He'll tell you.

by Tomtheavgeek April 4, 2020

Piloting

The act of carrying a naked person on your shoulders, with their legs spread wide, whilst they face you, and whilst you perform fellatio on such naked person.

Jack was piloting Jill around his flat, whilst she sat naked atop Jack’s shoulders, and whilst he buried his face in Jill’s vagina.

by UnMonito February 19, 2020

Safety Pilot

In aviation, the person (a certified pilot with valid medical and flight review) who rides shotgun in the plane looking for traffic while the primary pilot is under the hood, primarily to reduce the cost of accruing simulated instrument time or maintaining instrument currency. Even though a safety pilot can log time just looking for traffic and not flying the plane, etiquette dictates that a safety pilot get the opportunity to switch roles occasionally, get a free $100 hamburger at the local eatery on or near the airport, or some other legal quid pro quo outcome.

Dude, would you consider being my safety pilot? I need to get some more hood time.

by JoinTheLocalizer February 26, 2020

Twenty one pilots

A person and or people stressed out.

My landlord got me all twenty one pilots over rent!

by Sf Jonathan May 1, 2020