PEILF

"President-elect I'd Like (to) Fuck."

Man, that guy is a PEILF! (Pointing at a picture of Obama)

by kilick December 20, 2008

penile quafe

When a cloud of dust shoots out of the urethra due to testicular dryness.

Matt had a long penile quafe after max sucked him off.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

penilitis

a harsh form of punishment, the penis is surgically removed from the genital area and re-attached to the forehead of the offender

pick them pokemon cards up of da floor in there or it's penilitis for you boy!

by the kdw May 2, 2010

Penilistic Protrusion

Synonymous with penile erection.

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Perianna

The samiya way of saying “periodt”

Person 1 : yo this girl is so annoying

Person 2: perianna!

by Kneegrow2004 November 22, 2019

Belgian Penile Gauge

A 00 sized gauge located between the head of a penis and the testicles. There is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the penis is able to ejaculate without any interference. But the rest of the Gauge is made with a Belgian Doughnut.

"Dude, I just got new Belgian gauges!!" "Really, what size?" "00s!" "No way, but I don't see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?" "Yeah dude, I got a Belgian Penile Gauge!"

"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"

by BlegianGauges May 5, 2010

Peric

Looking for an ideal christmas present? Kids have high expectations? Look no further! Choob productions are proud to present, "The Peric"!!!!! This is NOT your avarage robot! This robot can fly, cry, get high, and eat pie, all for the low low price of £25.00!!! Comes complete with 1 months worth of oil!
(Not suitable for children under 3 years old)

Oil them joints!

by The dancing robot-pirate-monkey December 4, 2003