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Faggot patrol

A Public exhibition of a homosexual (Usually male) gangbang
Person A: You wanna go to the faggot patrol exhibition and get our dicks wet

Person B: Fuck off Im straight you dickhead
by Daniel1991 August 20, 2008
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hershey highway patrol

A gay guy.
Someone that likes to give it up the pooper.
"Oh man I heard Jimmy is part of the Hershey Highway Patrol?"
"Yeah, him and his partner work Fridays and Saturdays."
"Wonder if he's gonna take his kid to Take Your Kid To Work Day."
by Lila K August 1, 2005
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Paw patrol

Guy: “hey y’all like paw patrol?”
That one bitch: “Eww no!”
by Nukethewhales August 2, 2018
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Dick hole patrol

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009
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Gnome Patrol

Usually a large group of stoners who are almost a large society on their own and unified by their friendship, not moochness.

To be leader of said society is a bad thing only brought on by unencouragable acts such as: dropping the weed in its many forms, a joint, a pipe, a bong even (its happened before), or losing the weed period, sometimes it is excusable, such as a pothole contributed towards this act or the person next to you elbowed you pretty hard in the ribs, sometimes it can be alrite when the smoking device overheats and/or is cashed, on the other hand someone burning their hand because they were holding the utensil wrong after being given a proper instructional on the instrument or being experienced with said tool is inexcusable in any manner.

Remember, this was invented for fun and mostly for shits and giggles to keep people from fucking up and learning what their doing before trying to act pro and just wasting weed.
A: The Gnome Patrol was initially created by a group of friends in Buford, Georgia after a hallcuinating member saw a gnome run through a nearby yard
by The Kaiser of Shiza December 30, 2008
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Pussy Patrol

People who pluck bushy vagina hairs and put them on bald mens head. They also go around and test the pussies by sticking fanta bottles in them
No wonder we have so many pairs of tweezers and my dad's growing hair so fast, it must be the work of the Pussy Patrol!
by G, Bur July 19, 2002
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payroll

Honey, give me your payroll for me to go buy you some "condoms"
by Jklein11 April 3, 2014
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