Patches

Patches

Patches

by anonymous July 16, 2021

Patches Dream’s Cat

Patches is the bestest cat ever. No one likes her owner but everyone thinks that Patches is fucking awesome !!!!

— Have you seen Patches Dream’s cat?
— Oh yeah!! She's the coolest cat ever!
— I know, right!

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023

sun patch

When a person is spanked in the ass so hard that it stays red for several days.

If it's darker purple, see jelly stain.

"I heard Gonzo got a Sun Patch from Rosie O'Donnell at the VMA's last night"
"Dude, what a nut gobbler!"

by FunestoCartel September 16, 2006

z patch

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

by ezdoesit2me October 21, 2008

Vaggie Patch

vagina

That girl has a tight vaggie patch.

by lbrookeo March 18, 2009

Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011