The Jack and Pass is a bedtime ritual, some people swear by it. To Jack and Pass is to jack off and then pass out. The excitement of masturbation followed by the relief of getting a nut puts you in a relaxed state, allowing you to fall asleep quickly.
Person 1: Hey we're going to the bar, wanna come with?
Person 2: Nah I'm kinda tired, probably gonna go home to Jack and Pass.
Person 2: Nah I'm kinda tired, probably gonna go home to Jack and Pass.
by maryland manson August 21, 2020
Get the Jack and Passmug. 1: Slapshots ultimate cosmetics battle pass, equipped with all your slappy needs.
2: Otherwise known as the Sloppy pass, getting the slop.
2: Otherwise known as the Sloppy pass, getting the slop.
by reteerrer December 6, 2020
Get the Slappy Passmug. by montyboi420 August 27, 2023
Get the Battle Passmug. A purchasable pass on 4chan that allows you to post in restricted ip regions and skip the captcha. Anyone who uses this is most likely a federal agent.
by DEMAE_ October 27, 2022
Get the 4chan passmug. Passing people on the street or high way in your car with your torso out the window moving your arms in a motion of paddling like you were in canoe, looks like your pushing your car ahead of the guy your passing
Driver: Hey man, paddle pass this old man
Passenger: Yeaah it'll be funny seeing this old guy question what im doing! *paddle passes*
Passenger: Yeaah it'll be funny seeing this old guy question what im doing! *paddle passes*
by igotstylee.* September 25, 2009
Get the Paddle Passmug. When a (wo)man invites a (wo)man over to her/his house to watch some netflix but instead of performing the planned sexual act, the (wo)man midway decides to "pass" and just sleep instead.
Dan: Yo, last week i met this girl and she wanted me to come over to her house to watch some netflix. It was great, we had a great night of watching movies together.
Mark: You just got netflix and passed, fam.
netflix and chill
Mark: You just got netflix and passed, fam.
netflix and chill
by Longcat4 January 22, 2018
Get the netflix and passmug. by account_not_in_use May 27, 2022
Get the pass royalemug.