partin

one who has a distinct sense of smell due to an enormous snout. Often asked if he would go on a hunting trip to his native oregon, not to shoot guns, but to locate the animals for the hunter. Very witty and crafty, shows strong wood carving skills during the holidays while he makes a lot of dradels. turned down WHEATIES box offer due to a conflict of interest because he was asked to be the new mascot for fruit loops.

oh shit dude, you just partined that dradel.
This hunting trip sucked, man, I wish we had a partin.
who farted? I don't know?? Ask partin!!

by jmbrgr December 29, 2007

Boy Band Parking

Boy Band Parking is the 3rd best parking spot in the lot. Oftentimes, the absolute best parking spot is referred to as "Rock Star" or "Porn Star" parking. Regardless, Boy Band Parking is not as good as Rock Star Parking because the people in Boy Bands are not artist, musicians, or entertainers. Even though ALL Boy Bands suck, they do have their loyal followers for days, weeks, months or years, so they do get to have a parking spot named after them.

Marty: "Dude... You came in late this morning, huh?"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"

by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006

parking ticket

What you don't want to find on your car window when you don't pay to park in a parking spot you have to pay for. Luckily, I don't have to worry about that because I pay.

If you see a little orange piece of paper on your window, your screwed

by lunar shadows November 10, 2004

parkinsons

A disease that affects the brain, making the person who has it shake around unless they are on medication.

Stem cell research can help people with Parkinsons, but that idot Bush and those dumbfucking Conservatives won't let stem cells be used for treatment.

by weirdgirl June 26, 2003

parking lot pimpin

driving through a mall parking lot or movie parking lot going 2 MPH and showing off your tight ride and your bumpin system and them spinners.

Parking lot pimping in my 64' Impala with my chrome spinners and candy paint.

by Blair-Erynn May 4, 2006

parking lot

n. The parking lot is the space between a woman's vagina and anus where the man's scrotum can "park"

Andy's scrotum made loud a slapping noise as it smacked against Sara's parking lot.

by Andy April 8, 2004

parking

When a man places his erect phallus inside of a woman's vagina, and after insertion is complete neither party moves until the man removes his member. There is no set time limit for the act of parking.

This method of intercourse is considered not having sex by some young adults members of the LDS church, and therefore is viewed as a loophole in the "not sex before marriage" dogma of the Mormon faith. This notion can be argued as being either extremely naive or very clever, depending on your point of view.

LDS Youth 1: How'd your study date with Denise go last night?

LDS Youth 2: Great! We ended up parking at the end of the night!

LDS Youth 1: Wait. Isn't that sex?

LDS Youth 2: It isn't sex unless you move around and stuff, so we're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.

Non-LDS Youth: (after overhearing the conversation) Parking IS sex; you're justifying it to fit your beliefs.

LDS Youth 1&2: Be gone, non-believer!

by DJ EeeKay July 22, 2010