When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."
by Kevin October 11, 2003
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"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"
"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"
"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"
by Beezy M July 16, 2009
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When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.
Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!
by Cbass187 June 19, 2008
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Walter Murphy (the mic)- Vox/Rythm Guitar
Mike Johnson (b plug)- Lead Guitar
Marc Giannavola (the fodgoddler)- Bass
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Playin local shows and parties. They could most deff school fall out boy, because fall out boy sucks the d
Walter Murphy (the mic)- Vox/Rythm Guitar
Mike Johnson (b plug)- Lead Guitar
Marc Giannavola (the fodgoddler)- Bass
James Hilton jewfart- Drums
Playin local shows and parties. They could most deff school fall out boy, because fall out boy sucks the d
mike- how bout we be chicago typewriter?
everyone else- no that sucks
marc- *points to sign* why dont we be Ten Minute Parking
james- thats sweet
wally- thats pretty cool
mike- thats gay
all- fuck you mike
everyone else- no that sucks
marc- *points to sign* why dont we be Ten Minute Parking
james- thats sweet
wally- thats pretty cool
mike- thats gay
all- fuck you mike
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