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Packing

When a rugby player or any other human passed out related to intoxication.. Pack their asshole with peanut butter.

Tools Need: Kitchen spatula, bulk size peanut butter, and human rectum. Optional: yellow cleaning rubber gloves for sanitation purposes.

Instructions: Depants him/her exposing their rectum. With kitchen spatula, accumulate a large amount of peanut butter on said kitchen spatula. If accomplice is available, don yellow gloves and generously spread the poor bastards ass cheeks, allowing to full exposure of spatula and peanut butter to anus region and spongy flesh (aka packing their ass with peanut butter). Clean up all evidence and leave the premasice. Ensure embarrassment there after/photography is encouraged and welcomed. Submit your evidence at www.yougotpacked.com
Hey, that guy is passed out over there.. We gotta do a packing and pack his assshole with some extra chunky Jiff.
by Left Eye Lopez December 14, 2013
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Pakening Shet

Two words used when an annoying person comes or just an annoying event in particular. Sometimes just used as an expression.
*rizal arrives*

Friend 1: Pakening shet naman.

*Bad situation comes in*

Friend 1: Pakening shet akala ko naman ... (Pakening shet, I really thought) .

Friend 2: Luh muntanga (You look stupid)

*Friend 2 arrives*

Friend 1: PAKENING SHET NAMAN MIA.
by eggsoelle July 30, 2019
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Ball Puckering

Something that is the antithesis of sexy, ugliness/unsightliness personified, the appearance of which literally makes an average male's scrotal sack pucker up while his testicles retract.
"Dude, Heidi Montag thinks she's hot shit, but in reality she's the most ball puckering slore I've ever seen."
by D. D. Flummox April 17, 2010
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discord packing

the discord packing consisted of creedo violating tf outta vlondo.
by creedoW August 13, 2021
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packing

by Danzil October 27, 2003
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Jet-packing

When one person carries another piggy-back, then runs past a group of victims yelling "JETPACK!". The person carried, the Jet-pack, releases a cloud of gas, similar to Crop dusting
Jet-packing: We were playing cards last night when Joe and Mary Jet-packed us, It was rancid!
by Qyark January 13, 2015
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packaging sperm

"They're little, white, have tails, and get all over the place, what else are you gonna' call them: packaging sperm."

"After packing the glass for shipping, I had packaging sperm all over the floor."
by eriador April 7, 2007
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