put ya helmet on

this is what your friends and/or strangers tell you after you do or say something to embarrass yourself

1."Daaaamn! did you see him drop is 40?!"

"He needs to put his helmet on!"

2. Guy: hey let's dance! Girl: hell no! Guys friends: hahaha put ya helmet on!

3. :::drunk girl falls down::: PUT YA HELMET ON!

by Ho-Kim Muddafucka May 28, 2011

Put The Kids to Bed

Complete and utter ownage. This can occur in Beer Pong, Mario Kart, anything really. Usually shouted by the winner after the final nail is put in the coffin.

Basically implying that the opponents bed time has passed, and it's time for adults to play.

*Mike hits final cup in civil war*

Mike: WOW I'M TOO GOOD. PUT THE KIDS TO BED

by GOODKID December 8, 2013

put the doggie in the bath tub

A sexual act in which a male attempts to place his testicles into the asshole of his partner (preferably female but male-male action is possible also). Ideally, the asshole being to tight the testicles will repeatedly pop back out like a when you try to put a dog in a bath tub. The asshole should be well lubed and loose enough to allow partial testicle penetration. Not an ideal position for virgin or gaping assholes.

That girl is such a slut. Last night, she let me put the doggie in the bath tub!

by Peteybigballer February 4, 2010

put it on the glass

spoken by the Mooninties in Aqua teen hunger force and many rap videos . . refers to old style strip joints where there is a shade that rises after after a coin is dropped in the slot and the girl dances behind a window..

when you want to see the booty up close you say " Yo Bitch!! Put it on the glass!

by dan July 9, 2004

Put the iPod on shuffle

Code for masturbating when you don't want someone else to know.

1. John: Hey, Mary, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed and put the iPod on shuffle.

Mary: Oh, okay, John, that sounds fun!

2. "Dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? I totally went home and put the iPod on shuffle to that."

by Cheffrey Snipes March 27, 2009

put it inside me

When a bitch wants her orgasm to be an ocean on the bed

Put it inside me oh my god your dick is big harder!!!!

by Fido of February 22, 2018

put her tits into it

a compliment given to a female after cooking a very good dish. (same as put her foot into it.)

Man did you taste that sweet potato pie. She must have put her tits into it.

by David Young September 3, 2005