fecal position

what the squatty potty is all about

boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok

by muffmirkin May 23, 2019

On-Point Positive

Very, very sure/positive

I am on-point positive that I hate everyone at my school.

by xXMightyMouseXx February 10, 2017

gay positioning

Originally an act of the gays, but other folks from the LGBT+ community can participate in this as well;
Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark

Teacher: Feet flat on the floor, let's sit like normal humans this year.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.

by confuqed July 15, 2020

positive dreaming

Consciously create your future through visualization.

I imagined a new house and manifested it through positive dreaming .

by Christian Dave June 6, 2017

Slug position

When you're going to town with your girl and she lays on her belly as you give her penis from behind

I was tired of doggie style so we switched to a slug position

by SkyBor November 2, 2019

GoKart Position

When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow

one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter

GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing

So what are you doing for your honeymoon?

We plan on GoKarting...

Wanna race?

Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?

( couples GoKart together)

Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting

Rally car racing is the group version

Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action

AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018

Ds Position

Also known as the ‘d1ck sucking position’

A: omg look at joe
B: manspreading is so hot omg
A: yes bro hes literally in the ds position🤭

by Harrysmuse March 15, 2023