Plumming

That thing when you and your bros go out to a plum farm and see how many you can fit up each others booty holes.

"Dude me and mah boy Kaz totally went plumming. He got like 12 up there dude, shit was crazy."

by Jaernold October 15, 2019

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Fat plum

A person who never stops eating or who dyes its hair purple

Kaylee potter aka fat plum

by Anymous10 June 9, 2019

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Plum is a man who was born with a small junk and pointy nips went to farmfoods and got raped by shrimp sticks

plum was raped

by ggaeeargbbavbgqbg April 9, 2022

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Plum Toucher

Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.

Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.

by The Plum Toucher January 1, 2012

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In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.

This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.

The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.

Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?

Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?

Euphemism with sauce, please.

by Option 22 December 23, 2019

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