Pipari

A Christmas cookie in Finnish.

Also means: Woman's naughty place.

Nothing lifts the Christmas spirit better than putting some pipari in your mouth.

by Johnsson duece April 2, 2009

Papal Dispensation

The ejaculate caught by a condom.

A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.

You know you've got a bitch by the ovaries when you can make her drink your papal dispensation!

by Bishop of Rome June 9, 2010

pipa

An oriental stringed instrument that Mike of Incubus, borrowed from Steve Vai to record Aqueous Transmission.

I'm being chased by seven kids high on kool-aid!

by 421isoffbyone April 18, 2004

alaskan pipeline

you take an ice cube and while you are having anal sex you take your dick out and shove the ice cube in then start fucking her again. INSANE PLEASURE!!!!

I gave that bitch a crazy alaskan pipeline last night, it was incredible.

by Cotee January 30, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

An Alaskan Pipeline occurs when a homosexual male takes a shit in some saran wrap, wraps it up and freezes it to a solid and hard form, then sticks it in his mates ass as a substitute for a dildo or penis.

(Ben and Lee are mates)
Ben- Hey Lee, so.. you want to...
Lee- Sure, im ready. I just don't want to get any STDS.
Ben- Well, did you bring your dildo?
Lee- No, I thought you would have yours. What else could we use?
Ben- I can make an Alaskan Pipeline.
Lee- Good idea.

by James T. January 29, 2007

Palin Pipeline

giving a bitch some roofies, getting in the scissor position and shitting in her vagina while shooting wolves from a helicopter, you betcha all ya mavericks

shitting in a vagina, laying down the palin pipeline

by M.C.Cain February 19, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

When a women takes a dump into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo once it has hardened.

Molly enjoys an Alaskan Pipeline every thursday morning.

by Niko Morella April 11, 2011