Shit-Ass Pet fuckers

An infamous chain of pet stores. They've reached popularity by having the employees be excessively rude to whoever enters a Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers store; the most common greeting being, "Get the fuck out of here, you idiot!" that is usually accompanied by being kicked out.

Some have managed to get past the rude employees to find that there is only one can of dog food in each store, and it costs a million dollars. Nobody has ever bought one.

Another calling card of Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers is that they fuck your pet if you ever go into the store. If you didn't bring your pet when going in, they'll find it and fuck it, wherever it is.

All Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers stores have a trademark of having a gigantic yellow sign accompanying each building that reads, "Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers" in big letters.

Even though Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has never made a profit, business is going great for them. Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has several million stores all over the country and is showing no signs of ever going out of business. They have Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings neighboring other Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings they are doing so well. Every Star-Bucks coffee shop has at least five Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers surrounding them.

Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has received several complaints and demands of changing their strategies and ethics, all to no avail. It seems that Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers will be around for decades longer.

Damn those Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers. They fuck your pet. Dog food costs $1,000,000! That's clearly overpriced!

Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers may not only be the worst pet store in the world, but possibly the worst store in general in the world.

Don't like it? Fuckin' screw! Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers!

by scraps992 March 22, 2011

My pet named steve

My pet named Steve has come from the ancient god of YouTube.

I swallowed a my pet named Steve.'

by Huh huh huh huh. November 23, 2016

A pet named Steve

A pet named Steve is Markiplier’s google feud pet which will make us uncontrollably laugh and spit out our bean juice

Can I eat a pet named Steve *laughs uncontrollably*

by GalaxygirlXOX August 25, 2020

Human pet

A human who sees them selves as a pet, Often a loved one such as a significant other being their master. Wears leashes, collars and are lead around by their master on the leash. Can be male or female.

The goth human pet and her fiance were kicked off of a bus because she wore a collar and leash.

by Lusha Drackoness January 11, 2011

Stuck pet

When your pet starts to sit or lay on you and puts you in a uncomfortable position or when you have to do something but you dont wanna disturb your pet

Cat: meow
Me: aww

Cat sits on me.
Me: shit I'm stuck pet

by You know what I mean March 18, 2020

Student's Pet

When a teacher tries to become 'cool' or level with their students. Usually given to a teacher that has failed at the attempt.

You know that Mr Johnson? He is such a student's pet... He tried winning the class over with these stupid games.

by GibbonGal December 9, 2008

teachers pet

A complete suck-up. Never gets in trouble and gets away with everything!

teacher: can someone please pass out these papers?
Joe: Of course! you look absolutely gorgeous today, have you been working out?
Sally: what a teachers pet!

by totalawesomerocker February 14, 2010