Ich mach dich pepsi!

Ich mach dich pepsi! Is a german expression used when you are on your way killing someone in a video game.

Lorenz (looking at a an enemy): "Ich mach dich pepsi!"
Enemy: **confused screaming**

by Schloch December 13, 2022

Pepsi Man

The most handsomest, bravest, smartest, big dickest male of all time. Saviour of soda and long time enemy of dehydration. Faster than caffeine kicking in, and more powerful than thinking about your life after 9am. The one TRUE PEPSI MAN

“I’m thirsty, I wish there was something to drink…”
“LOOK! ITS PEPSI MAN!”

by ThePepsiMan August 30, 2023

Pepsi Kolia

A man of action who will always support you and sing rap with you.

A wonderful kind bear cub, which should’t be upset.

He loves tinctures, but he loves beer even more.

Pepsi Kolia, what are you doing on Thursday? I'm going to the Skrepka bistro, will you go?

by catcatanush September 15, 2023

Pepsi max

Pepsi max is being butt fucked while submerged in a batt of Pepsi no sugar an a single can of Pepsi max

Hey babe me and the boys are going to do Pepsi max a form of butt sex while being submerged in Pepsi no sugar and a single can of Pepsi max

by I like pepsi max September 30, 2023

Pepsi max

Pepsi max is being butt fucked while submerged in a bath of Pepsi no sugar and a single can of Pepsi max

Me : Hey babe me and the boys are going to do Pepsi max a form of butt sex while being submerged in Pepsi no sugar and a single can of Pepsi max

Babe : sure enjoy Pepsi max with the boys

by I like pepsi max September 30, 2023

Pepsi

The better soda to Coke-Cola(Shit juice). It has been told in a prophecy that Pepsi-Man will rain down heavenly cans of Pepsi and rid the world of Coke forever.

Thot#1: Coke-Cola is sooo good!
Thot#2: BITCH YOU CRAZY, PEPSI ALL THE WAY!!!!

by KirboVibes October 29, 2019

Pepsi

The thing that I desire.

Man, I really desire pepsi...

by Karnyvore November 2, 2019