Clyde padial

I FUCKING LOVE CRUDE OIL

Clyde Padial be wanking and shmanking it

by crude_oil69 June 7, 2024

road paving

The act of one sitting on the floor and scooting backwards while releasing copious amounts of shit out of their asshole, the top of their ass cheeks will smear the shit flattening the poop, thus paving a road, hence the name, "Road Paving" and if you want to take it to the next level (FOR EXPERTS ONLY) you can beat your dick and cum in a straight line which will then make a line in the middle of your road.

"yo how was your weekend"
"me and the goon squad went road paving and it was wonderful"

by smegmatary June 22, 2025

pulling a paiva

When you are a pedophile possible previously convicted for taking photos of girls butts. You could also be a middle school teacher.

Really Quinton? You pulling a paiva?

by -qberry October 14, 2017

Mateus Costa de Paiva

He is the best person in bed, and he is a god ate fucking industry! He is also known as BigPaiva and PaivaDelas!

Mateus Costa de Paiva has a huge dick!

by FuckUMqster November 25, 2021

Mirryah the Pariah

The blonde hottie who looks so beautiful on the outside, but on the inside, is an evil backstabbing whore who will stop at nothing to ruin your life if given the chance. She would literally run you over if she was in a hurry.

I pulled a Mirryah the Pariah and screwed a guy to pay my bills. Then I got him sent to jail.

by BlazenKazen July 28, 2024