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onion culture

The culture surrounding onions. Onion culture teaches mindfulness and layering your thoughts to help reach a spiritual nirvana through meditation and consumption of large amounts of raw onion.
Bro did you hear about the new health craze Onion Culture™? Its amazing.
by onionculturedalailama February 9, 2019
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spring onion

Term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.
Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.
by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013
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onion rape

To own someone so good that it cannot be called just rape, it must be called onion rape. Also used to something that is so awesome and crazy that it is an onion rape. Please do not say onionrape it is not one word that is not even a word
"Nick i onion raped you in rise of nations before"
"Yeah you sure did"
by RyanGu October 2, 2007
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decomposed onion

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.
Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."

Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."

Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"
by FeetToHeadEveryone'sDead June 26, 2017
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Blooming onion

Blooming onion is where one sticks there hand into ones anus and proceeds to slowly open there hand
Baby I want to try this new thing it’s called blooming onion.
by Yeetleetbeatmymeat November 12, 2019
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Steamed Onion

Hot and sweaty sex with someone who hasn't showered in a month
"I'm not in the mood, I just had a steamed onion, and that was just wrong!"
by marvinmartian805 December 31, 2009
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yard onion

The smell of hot, stinky, sweaty, sex. A smell you might smell after having sex on the a prison yard, with or against your will.
She smell's like yard onions and cheap motel conditioner after a gang bang at the Holiday Inn!
by The_don_carryon_nigga August 21, 2017
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