A Skuzzy Onion is someone who is nasty and a scrub. Skuzzy Onion can be saw as wearing dirty clothes, Smelling like sex (B.O or any bodily fluid/Odor) and someone who does not take care of themselves.
John: Ew, Whats the smell?
Steve: Sorry dude, I didnt shower yet.
John: Dude your such a skuzzy Onion.
Valeria: Wheres Amber?
Ashley: Oh, you mean Skuzzy Onion?
Valeria: How is she a Skuzzy Onion?
Ashley: Because when she slept over my house last night she smelled like pure sex.
Steve: Sorry dude, I didnt shower yet.
John: Dude your such a skuzzy Onion.
Valeria: Wheres Amber?
Ashley: Oh, you mean Skuzzy Onion?
Valeria: How is she a Skuzzy Onion?
Ashley: Because when she slept over my house last night she smelled like pure sex.
by HilariouslySilent February 23, 2011

Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.
by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013

To own someone so good that it cannot be called just rape, it must be called onion rape. Also used to something that is so awesome and crazy that it is an onion rape. Please do not say onionrape it is not one word that is not even a word
by RyanGu October 2, 2007

by PoopieCooter May 14, 2018

An individual, usually male, whose face is extremely distorted resembling the haphazard symmetry of onion rings.
Comparing the ugliest of your friends up parallel to an onion ring and finding surprising similarities in shape, texture, and color that you involuntarily feel the urge to call them "Onion Face."
by PT1906 January 7, 2012

by Hoochy Baby December 5, 2017

by Blackojacko March 1, 2021
