island boy

definition 1: the act of committing incest and beating your girlfriend. also releasing cringe songs that fuel my suicidal thoughts.
definition 2: CANCER

Person 1: haha I'm taking your laptop
Person 2: fuck off beau you island boy!!!
person 1: does it look like I suck off my brother?
person 2: yes

by mummys_milkman March 15, 2022

Island Forming

When you shit so much that the pile breaks the surface of the water, forming a towering island of shit.

At truck stop...

"Dude, what took so long?"

"Sorry man, I was island forming again."

by TheSkinny August 14, 2008

Lego Island

oops you forgor to put da cee dee in da computa

guy 2: HEY!!!
guy 1: what
guy 2 have you heard of Lego Island?
guy 1: lol
guy 3: OoOoPs YoU FoRgOT 2 PoOt tHe cD iN uR cOmPuTeR
guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
guy 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by PseudonymLOLXD69420 January 2, 2022

Yuppie Island

Where your apartment, office, gym, and bar are in the same building complex

Those yuppies never have to leave their building complex. It's totally a Yuppie Island

by Shelly Johnson June 18, 2013

Wrong island

Twisted tea and a shitty vodka

Broke as fuck drinking wrong islands

by ChickenSweats March 14, 2018

Mormon Island

Mormon Island, CA
A once thriving 1800's Gold Rush town located on the road to the Sierras that was covered up when Folsom Dam was completed in 1955. Nearly EVERY YEAR during the winter months the lake is low enough to see the remains of foundations, roads and other artifacts.

In recent times, the area has been sensationalized in the media as being a great tourist attraction. This media attention has resulted in the pilgrimage of overweight, greasy, ignorant, typical american bozos from the surrounding area to the lake bed. These scumbags drive their SUVs into the park by 100's, leaving McDonald's bags and soda cups in their wake.

"I got us all Big Macs and Soda from McDonald's! Now get in the Excursion we're going to Mormon Island!"

by Sheriff McLawdog February 4, 2014

Spawn Island

A place in a multiplayer game where new players spawn.

Wanna go shoot some noobs on Spawn Island?

by jfields99 September 17, 2017