Glizzy Cruise

The same phrase “get your dick wet” modernized for the next generation

Blissany: what are you, some kind of magician?
Gigachad: Just getting ready to sail this Glizzy Cruise for you

by Funny-Face October 25, 2023

Glizzy

According to a large study conducted by an amazon meme page a Glizzy is a Glizzy. Not to be mistaken with a hotdog, meat pole, or a bratwurst. Simply a Glizzy.

Bro is a total Glizzy Gobbler. Last night i ate 3 Glizzys.

by ttvnoviews June 15, 2022

Glizzy

Y’all know it’s a DICK!!!!

Look….man’s constantly slurpin on a glizzy!!

by Lilprman March 20, 2022

Glizzy

A 6-inch slimy meat stick to put in between some nice buttery buns and shove them in your mouth

Glizzy crazy curvy big buns skinless franks

by Spiderglizzy July 3, 2025

glizzy

a dick, a gun (usually a 10mm glock), or a hotdog

She was choking on my glizzy.
He shot that nigga with a glizzy.
Gay ass nigga ate 5 glizzys with no bev.

by PoohShiestyFree October 9, 2025

Garden Glizzy

Cucumber.

Hey, let me get a few slices of that garden glizzy for my salad.

Not tonight, I'm pickling my garden glizzies.

by TastyWhiteGuy April 16, 2025

glizzy gargantua

Glizzy Gargantua meaning one who destroys the glizzy game they are over the likes of a glizzy gobbler glizzy gladiator and a glizzy god

“i ate all the glizzys in the world i must be a glizzy gargantua!”

by LilSmall69 February 25, 2023