Mary-Jane: Dude, I just dropped the biggest log! Peter: I'll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!
by Phoetus January 18, 2008
by Charlotte Purple February 25, 2017
When a single feces-creating episode produces enough matter to peek some amount of poo out of the water of a toilet bowl.
Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.
Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.
by hotbucketoffarts June 21, 2020
Old man balls. (Long balls) When sitting down on the toilet to take a shit, one must keep his toilet bouys above the water level.
by Krypto-BL February 07, 2018
This, Toilet Sorcery, is a way to completely destroy a public restroom. This was master the the China Dynasty around 2,000 BC, also lots of golfers have mastered this before other people.
They are called "Toilet Wizards" even though they are mastering in Toilet Sorcery. They usually live in the Dakota's or anywhere else where there is a bunch of corn and plants filled with fiber.
The poops are usually 8in. - 16in. in length and 3in. - 6in. in diameter. But the biggest one ever recorded was 21in. in length and 8.45in. in Diameter.
Sometimes things go wrong on your rectum starts spewing out sulfuric acid that is deadly, now you have melted the inner lining of your rectum and you can start growing fungi in your body. Then the sulfuric acid drips on to the black guys shoe and he beats you up in the bathroom.
They are called "Toilet Wizards" even though they are mastering in Toilet Sorcery. They usually live in the Dakota's or anywhere else where there is a bunch of corn and plants filled with fiber.
The poops are usually 8in. - 16in. in length and 3in. - 6in. in diameter. But the biggest one ever recorded was 21in. in length and 8.45in. in Diameter.
Sometimes things go wrong on your rectum starts spewing out sulfuric acid that is deadly, now you have melted the inner lining of your rectum and you can start growing fungi in your body. Then the sulfuric acid drips on to the black guys shoe and he beats you up in the bathroom.
T - Pain (mastered Toilet Sorcery in 1998)
Mr. T (mastered Toilet Sorcery in 2001)
Any other famous person with T in their name
Mr. T (mastered Toilet Sorcery in 2001)
Any other famous person with T in their name
by Plincly November 22, 2011
A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.
Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
by The Duke28 August 20, 2011
Definition: The hidden bonus scenes in movies found after the end credits have passed.
Origin: The term originated with the film Masters of the Universe in which at the end of the movie Skeletor (the main antagonist) is seen to rise up out of bubbling demonic pit to shout "I'll be back". As he was seen to be rising out of Satan's Toilet the scene was referred to as the Satan's Toilet scene and eventually the term became synonymous with all bonus or hidden scenes in movies occurring after the credits.
Origin: The term originated with the film Masters of the Universe in which at the end of the movie Skeletor (the main antagonist) is seen to rise up out of bubbling demonic pit to shout "I'll be back". As he was seen to be rising out of Satan's Toilet the scene was referred to as the Satan's Toilet scene and eventually the term became synonymous with all bonus or hidden scenes in movies occurring after the credits.
by Galvamel February 03, 2017