Some b-tch probably obsessed with
food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.
Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save
money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult
cheese, and their best friends.
Mom: Oliver,
stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7
Oliver: About that.. *setting a
book down slowly* I kind of went to get
boba..?