Cold nob

When you are slowly edging towards the edge of your toilet seat and your nob gently touches the cold seat and you feel a little naughty

I nutted so hard after that cold nob

by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

nob

pronounced like "door nob" used as an insult. means "stupid", "slow", "retarded", "mentally challenged" ect.

"whats the answer to question 3A"
"i dont know just figure it out you nob"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

slobbed nob

When the tip of the Penis is slobbered on or salvaged on

Omg Sarah gave me a slobbed nob last night man, it was good

by Fuck me in the asshole April 9, 2016

Nob Jockey

Noun
{Noh-B Joh-Key}

A person being an absolute idiot or cock head

"Jefferey you are being an absolute nob jockey, sit the fuck down and have some water"

by Zarisoll May 10, 2020

Lil nob

Not pro or noob

He’s a lil nob hahahahah

by Little noob lol hahaha June 3, 2022

Nob Goblin

A male or female who actually can’t help themselves but suck penises whenever they can.

Jesus Christ Sally is a real Nob Goblin look at her go!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

nob grunge

A grunger that appears to have an oversized penis on their forehead, generally gets arse raped by several men of its evening.

Jack Branch

by Stezza September 15, 2003