free stuff please

something a noob will say over and over until your heart explodes on runescape
"HI IM A NUBBLET C@N I PLES! HAVE FR33 ST00F PLz0rs"
by like ill ever tell ;) July 15, 2004
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Please help me

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house
Please help me
by High g8 guy March 19, 2019
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please fuck me

Begging for a man to fuck her. While her vagina is wet. So basically fucking.
Fuck me daddy

You're so hot, Fuck me in the ass

My pussy is so wet daddy, fuck me baby.

Please fuck me
by Holding on girls boobs! February 25, 2016
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Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.
Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”
by JustFknDone September 14, 2018
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damn well please

1. What people do when they know better.

2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.
by Downstrike September 20, 2004
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Tss, please

A from of dissaproval, disbelief, or meaning you don't believe the statement
Ted: Hey dude, I am going for the belt!
Barney: "Tss, please"
Ted: I'm serious, got two hot girls lined up here!
Barney: Oh my god, you ARE going for the belt!
by Polo26450 September 18, 2008
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nigga, please

What a white dood says to a black person Out-dated
What bitches say to philwaggins
Yo Dawg That Thing Is Cool
Nigga, please that's just food
by Carbono Atom September 01, 2015
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