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nard

a nickname for your pointer finger(the one next to your thumb).
Dude, quit tugging on my nard!
by The Gootch October 13, 2006
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nard

/nahrd/
-noun
a small compact bud of marijuana, usually of exceptionally high (or even augmented) THC content.
by da spliffaman March 25, 2007
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Nard

1. NOUN: A distinctive noise that sounds like some sort of bug, often followed by a foul odor.

2. ADJ: A wannabe gangsta; a pussyhoe

3. VERB: to lie about something you are too stupid to cover up
1. "BUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh........"

Leah: What was that noise?

Jamie: Sounds like a nard

Leah: That shit stank

2. Jim: I'll kill all dem pussy niggas in LT

Mike: No you wouldn't. Quit acting like a hard nard

3. Rick: Of course my baby's momma knows about you

Ashley: Why wasn't she happy to hear from me then? I think you are so narding!
by BeckyB.Real February 4, 2010
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narducy

italian surname pronounced NAR-DO-CHEE
heavy drinkers.
narducy women tend to have large breasts
strong south-side of chicago accents.
trouble makers, antagonists, loud mouths.
tends to talk one's ear off.
best to keep away from a narducy.
man, shut that narducy asshole up!
by mt greenwood sucks October 17, 2008
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Nardus

n. Origin; AGS
A possibly Asexual..... thing of which qualifed for an all-boys school, although they have a changing room to themselves for obvious reasons, mostly involving perversions. The simple to spot signs are commonly: Anal with skiers, hair like a mushroom, goat/Salomon T-Shirts no matter what the weather. WILL bore you with facts about drinking yellow snow. AKA Kelso Dickso
Hey that Nardus looks like he couldn't even score with your mum
by GoatsFightHarvey123 March 14, 2005
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Narf

Narf is a phrase commonly used to express excitment, joy and... orgasmic qualities. :D Usually used as a paradey meaning used twice: E.G. "NarfNarf"
"Hey dude that girl last night was totally awesomeee"
"Tell me about it: It was like totally Narf."
by LellyIsOnFiree! January 8, 2010
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Narf

Takes the place of 'psych' or 'not' at the end of a sentence. Meaning the prior statement is illegitimate or false.
Antonym- Nerf
Definition of Nerf:
Reassuring you that a prior statement is truthful.
Narf:

"I'm not a bad ass... NARF!" Meaning i am a bad ass.
"I have a small wiener... NARF" Meaning it's huge.

Nerf:

Brett Curran knows what Nerf really means... Nerf
by Matt Hopkins March 4, 2008
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