Nut Soothed

Having a readily-available stress release when trapped in recurring, highly-tense situations, such as traffic jams or DMV lines.

Being nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or having a dog lick your face. It's not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite porn star, or watching your football hero head-butt an annoying competitor, however.

"I am brain dead, stuck in traffic with rain. Nut soothed listening to Mahler's Symphony #2, "Resurrection" on the radio."

by El Conejo Feliz March 13, 2010

nut tree

A Person Who Knows Something But is Hiding it for the Sake of their Friends.

"Wow Why is Liam acting Like A Nut tree? "

by RealLs December 10, 2015

nut house

A psychiatric hospital for treating altered-reality symptoms.

Friends don't let friends go to the nut house.

by mr. rogers' neighborhood November 1, 2007

nut goggles

is what happens when a member of the male sex places him scrotum on the bridge of a females nose and lets his testicles drop into her eye sockets; usually happens when the female giving the male a rimmer or laying down while the male is over her head and give him a blow job

" my girlfriend was giving me a rimmer so i gave her some nut goggles. "

by you.cant.spell.stud.without.S.T.D February 2, 2007

nut nuzzler

One who particularly enjoys planting his/her nose firmly between a guy's balls during oral sex; all the better to enjoy the warm and musky smell of a fully turned on man.

George screwed his nose deeply into Nathan's ball sack and took a deep lung full of his man's most private aroma. George truly loved being his guy's nut nuzzler at times like this.

by leProf November 9, 2008

nut tap

A (sometimes playful) smacking of someone's (usually) clothed testicles.

The bitch walked a little too close to me so I gave him a wicked nut tap!

by TheFreek August 1, 2003

nut juice

juice or juices released by a man's testicles by going above the rim and with authority, placing the ball in the net only to the dismay of the opponent who is between your legs helplessly getting a faceful of it.

kobe bryant sprays nut juice on dwight howard. its on youtube.

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010