Putting Hands On

Act Of Domestic Violence Usually Cause By Alcohol .

Ike Turner Was Putting Hands On Tina

by Cochisè Lee May 4, 2020

Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.

I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.

by Director October 23, 2014

hand cream

That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.

Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!

by The Ugly Barnacle February 27, 2015

Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Howard hand

An upward movement of the hand repeatedly to signify agreement or excitement. Done by the students at Howard University

Person A: Hello my name is Kayla and I'm from Atlanta!

Person in Audience: Woooooooooo! *does Howard hand*

by KaylaWayla April 11, 2012

carny hands

people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.

Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!

by Vanelle March 3, 2009

Grabbing Hands

1. Any person or persons with greedy tendencies, taking all they can.
2. Not literally, but hands that are dirtied up with selfishness. i.e. hands that steal.
3. A person who cannot keep their hands off of something or someone has the "grabbing hands" - or has to have something in their hands at all times.

Examples of 1:"The higher ups are always the grabbing hands."
"The grabbing hands grab all they can only for themselves."

Example of 2: "Thieves always have a bad case of the grabbing hands and never know when to stop"

Examples of 3: "He got a little too carried away with his grabbing hands with me after I had asked him to stop countless times"

"She always has to have a grabbing hand on her phone, like it was glued to it"

by JewK September 14, 2012