man nips

The nipples that men develop from eating too much shit(i.e. twinkie bars,McDonalds,etc.)Not cool to look at...

Oh my God, those man nips could feed a village!

by Jake Heileman October 5, 2006

nipSSpin

When a dude plays with his chix nips.

Sheri: Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: NipSSpin bitch!

by Sex ED July 29, 2006

Turtle Nips

The genetic abnormality that gives its victims nipples that closely resemble a snapping turtles.

AS: Dude you got fuckin turtle nips!
MW: Your gay I was born with this.

by Antwan s February 17, 2008

Marble Nips

When the nipples not only become erect for no reason, but also red and painful. Usually occurs during puberty.

I woke up feeling like some one gave me a tittie twister, turns out I had marble nips.

by Iamonfirepleasehelp June 30, 2009

thunder nips

A guy who has enormous nipples.

girl 1: HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUYS THUNDER NIPS?
girl 2: YES! THERE HUGE!!

by GMAC188775 December 5, 2011

curtains on the nines

Curtains - Vag, Puss lips = awesome
On the nines - Stoner lingo regarding the best weed
So its pretty much the best of the best.
Introduced on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show 08/22/08

Man that bitch has the curtains on the nines pussy!

by Rallyeo October 16, 2008

napes

Slang term for "No", that is used to sound like "grapes", creating "Napes". Of course, this term was created in the valley of grapes, California's Napa Valley.

Napes bro, we can't make it on time to the show.

by schafenfuk October 28, 2007