Internet alias or pseudonym; like a “pen name” (“nom de plume”); similar to “nom de guerre,” “nom de web,” and “nom de blog.
by KathMac February 28, 2007
When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.
Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.
Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
by Marrley December 30, 2008
Like unto the Shart. When you squeeze out a fart only to discover that something more soild than gas has escaped, you have "caught one in the net".
Dude you stink! You really strained on that last fart, you better check your shorts, I think you caught one in the net!
by FIATC February 01, 2009
A shy girl that secretly turns out to be a quite unshy sexual freak in bed. Otherwise know as one fine ass catch.
Steve: Hey, you ended things with that chick.... right?
Chris: Hell no man, turns out she's H-Net all the way.
Chris: Hell no man, turns out she's H-Net all the way.
by JamisonWhoDat March 28, 2008
When you poop but forget to wipe, the poo dries stuck to the hairs on your butt, forming a sort of net.
by spikeboy April 20, 2004
Preceding to hook up with a significant other whilst this individual is extremely incapacitated, therefore surrendering the last line of defense.
After Liz was out on the town with her girlfriends, Rob went over to her house planning on scoring on an empty net.
by austin277490 October 06, 2008
Internet alias or pseudonym; like a “pen name” (“nom de plume”); similar to “nom de guerre,” “nom de web,” and “nom de blog.”
by KathMac March 01, 2007