muttongeoff

bellend plonker lampshade

Glovehead was a muttongeoff when he hid his beer under his bed.

by lamb chop November 26, 2003

mutton fed

Stupid and retarded individuals living mainly around Cunnamulla, Qld. distinguishable features are a jacky howe singlet and sheep shearers, mutton fed people generaly only live on sheep stations.

1st person: hey is that guy mutton fed?

2nd person: is he from cunnamulla?

1st person: yes.

2nd person: then he's mutton fed.

by hick hater December 7, 2007

Mutant Toe

Simply a 6th toe on an idividuals right or left foot

'Whats that?'
'Thats my mutant toe buddy'
'...it absolutly reeks pal, its kicking out a right pong!'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

murone

a promiscuous cow

The bull had no problem mounting the murone.

by thereynoldsgenious October 6, 2009

MutantXtacy

Pronounced: "mutant ecstasy", it is th euphoric high that fans of the television show Mutant X feel while and after watching the show.

After watching the episode of Mutant X titled:"Ex Marks The Spot", I felt good MutantXtacy.

by AdamKane January 8, 2010

Mutton Pumper

A term generally used to describe a person of New Zealand decent who engages in sexual relations with sheep.

Person1..Hey Bro i am from Nz
Person2..Gday mtton pumper

Person1..Hey Bro, NZ is sweet bro.....
Person2..Fuck up mutton pumper!!

by Nin Ja October 14, 2011

Mutantmart

Also known as Walmart. The store where all the defective genetically damaged freaks in the world shop. All of the employees are completely braindead, and very few normal people shop there.

Most of the items sold there are cheap crap imported from other countries made from toxic chemicals, while the store fools all the moron customers with a "buy American" jingoistic propaganda BS advertising campaign.

You have to be very careful in and around their parking lot because the most idiotic drivers you will ever see have drivers licenses and are allowed to drive.

In Mutantmart you will find the absolute dumbest people in the world.

Just go to Mutantmart once and see for yourself.

by bptr January 23, 2013