Mushy Melon

when you fuck someone with a limp dick.

I gave Gwen a mushy melon last night!

by turruhh November 11, 2010

Mushy Tip

Shortened term referring to one's "mushroom tip."

-How defined is your mushroom tip?

-The mushy tip is throbbing.
-I love me a nice thick mushy tip.

1. "Please do not text me while I'm in the middle of caressing the mushy tip."
2. "It's bust-a-load 'o clock, I need to go tingle the mushy tip."
3. "I don't know about you, but my mushy tip resembles an umbrella."

by ThickHungMushyMasterHorse99 September 5, 2013

muskfag

Someone who won't shut the fuck up about elon musk

Stop being such a muskfag

by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs January 30, 2021

Three Musketeers

When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.

"Sorry I was late, got stuck behind the three musketeers"

by Lemongrass July 22, 2016

Wisconsin musket loader

When you bend over a girl and and open a white claw take a sip then scream no laws while jamming it up her ass thus completing the Wisconsin musket loader

Let's get some white claws for tonight thinking about doing the Wisconsin musket loader

by Musketloadinbenny February 15, 2020

Elon Musked

Losing all your investment after putting all your money into a cryptocurrency being endorsed by a famous business man or an internet celebrity, instead of doing your own research first.

I sold my house to invest to a meme coin and I got Elon Musked after two days.

by extremerussell May 9, 2021

XYY Musk

The first Genetically Engineered Child of Elon Musk and Yolandi of Die Antwoord fame. Elon choose to create a super soldier child. He did this due to the fact that he named the male child with Grimes with only an X chromosome which denotes female. Yolandi was not touched in this incident thankfully. The fertilization was done in vitro and genetic info manipulation was preformed at a lab supervised by Aldous Huxley. Elon in star style did ask for electronic current run through a river killing local fish in Canada for Tesla Motors. 500kg of fish floated to the surface on the day of conception.

XYY Musk is training in MMA in order to protect his aging father Elon Musk of Tesla Motors.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine September 17, 2021