Murder Dildo

A Gun.

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.

by Marx's Beard April 1, 2021

Murder noodle

A snake. Also what guys named Robbie call their penis.

Robbie was huffing Freon again and whipped out his murder noodle.

by random710 May 31, 2021

Wank Murder

Suicide, taking one’s own life, onanicide

“Did John kill himself?”

“Yes he committed, Wank Murder”

by Kyle Pseudo October 16, 2019

murder rap

Murder Rap is the darkest, most violent form of Rap in existence. It is solely responsible for over 1000 deaths! Murder Rap includes the words; knife, slash, stab, cut, gun, fire, nigga, and kill. And only those words!!! Anyone who listens to this music will be immediately consumed by hate and every third word out of their mouth will be Nigga.

CHORUS
Shoot'em, stab'em, kill'em, Nigga Nigga Nigga, Knife'em, Slash'em, Fire, Gun, Nigga Nigga Nigga.

This is Murder Rap yall

by j';oervjorevoiraehvgfrheig January 2, 2008

Murdered In The Mosh

A song written by Son of Dork made by ex-BUSTED member James Bourne. Track 10 taken from album Ticket Outta Loserville.

*sings* she thinks that she's so emo, next week she'll be a goth, it all amounts to nothing and she gets murdered in the mosh!

by Melissa Larsson July 31, 2007

Axe murderer

When are you gonna figure out you're married to one?

Woman in counseling-So, I married an axe murderer?

Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

Morman Murders, The

A book by the same title. A true story based on a police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a Morman murderer with remarkable forgery talents. Hoffman nearly ripped off the thin facade that cloaks the lies behind the origin of the the Morman fairy tale. This books tells how the Morman church covered it all up.

Wow, this whole Morman thing was dreamed up by a con artist named Joseph Smith. You gotta read the Morman Murders, it'll rock your socks.

by Orin Patch July 27, 2005