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hockey mullet

The infamous mullet originated with hockey players, as they needed short hair on top so their helmets would fit snugly and long hair in back to keep their necks warm.
The hockey mullet inspired and greatly influenced hairstyles in the 80's and early 90's.
by Fang1 March 2, 2016
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mullet arming

the act of driving with your entire left arm hanging out the window and body leaning towards the car window. commonly done by nascar fans and people with mullets.
Kyle is always mullet arming when I drive by him.
He should be driving an El Camino.
by laffertydaniel July 27, 2007
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Mullet king

The mullet king is the one and only... Michael Doe, the king of mullets. He is a hairy beast.
"Heres Mike, im lovin the hair!"
by Warren March 18, 2004
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peter mullet

that girl must be a peter mullet cause, she leaves the bar with a different guy each night.
by Peter Solong July 5, 2009
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Mullet Girl

A girl that won't have vaginal sex because she is saving herself for marriage, but will do anal.
Guy 1: She is a mullet girl when it comes to sex.
Guy 2: What the fuck does that mean?
Guy 1: Business in the front party in the back!
by libbylitty July 17, 2018
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Panty Mullet

A pubic hairstyle where the top half above the penis or vagina is neatly trimmed as the underside, below the balls or below the vagina, is long and full of volume. Business up top, party on the balls. There are other variations of pubic styling; panty stash, panty Hitler, ect.
"Dude, I was doing this chick and she had a mean panty mullet going on!"
by Bagelboiz69 June 22, 2009
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touchas mullet

touchas is butt in yiddish and mullet means business in the front, party in the back now we have to look at the human body and go to the butt area.
it is when you have hair all around your asshole and can be very long, curly, or wavy. it is very long, over 6 inches long.
her touchas mullet was so long that i braided it with beads and made her buttlocks!

his touchas mullet was so hairy and curly i could have cut it off and made a wig.

everytime i fart my touchas mullet waves like a flag in the wind
by chill311 August 23, 2009
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