The Mozzarella Stick

The Mozzarella Stick is when you masturbate after eating an entire family size bag of Cheetos and then get a blowjob.

Sally came over last night when i was eating some Cheetos then i gave her The Mozzarella Stick it's not easy being cheesy.

by Chester The Cheeto December 10, 2019

Mongolian Mozzarella

Pure rocked up cocaine.

The comandante told us to push at least three kilos of that Mongolian Mozzarella through the border.

by Cokaaayeeena August 7, 2020

Horny Mozzarellastick

A person of the italian cultural society, aka an Italian, with a strong desire for sexual contact and experiences.

Last year on my vacation in Italy, I met this horny mozzarellastick.

by pH value September 6, 2020

Lotsa Mozza

Verb; The act of saving up one's dick cheese and spreading it on a microwaveable gas station pizza to serve to one's girlfriend on the third date.

A proper Lotsa Mozza requires preparing a Lotsa Mozza name-brand pizza, found in Wisconsin gas stations; However, any microwaveable pizza will still qualify if served with the proper spirit.

Person 1: "Hey man, how's it going with your new girl?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's going great man. I Lotsa Mozza'd her and she totally loved it."

by bubtBadiance April 16, 2021

Forbidden Mozza

What happens to the forskin after dipping your penis in multiple women and men without cleaning yourself for a week.

Max's foreskin after a week of "teaching" his students.

Ain't nobody wants a piece of that forbidden mozza, get that shit away from me.

by bilbo the wise April 24, 2021

Drizzy Mizzy

Drizzy Mizzy is hands down the closest thing to a god this earth will ever see he’s in constant misery and stupid hot

The most popular guy in high school is mike but his boys call him Drizzy Mizzy Da Gawd

by DrizzyMizzyDaGod December 22, 2021

fuzzy muzzy

A weird short alien skinny kid that thinks hes funny

You see that fuzzy muzzy? He thinks hes cool but his jokes are really offensive.

by coolguy2510 January 15, 2024