When a male (usually millenial aged) wear’s pants so tight, you can see his moose knuckles, they are considered moose fit. Similar in nature to loose fit, except oh so so tight.
by Armsandhearts April 13, 2019

A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.
by ratface83 February 13, 2015

Guy 1: Did you see that porn of Talley's wife?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....
by MooseGoatee February 1, 2009

We should build two walls. One with Mexico and one with Canada so we can keep those God Damn Moose-Lickers out too.
by 'WolfMyer' December 12, 2016

Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"
Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"
Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"
by mr. moosejacket August 27, 2010

by wonky james September 18, 2017

A cock ring.
Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
