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Moose fit

When a male (usually millenial aged) wear’s pants so tight, you can see his moose knuckles, they are considered moose fit. Similar in nature to loose fit, except oh so so tight.
Alex always wears his moose fit jeans on Friday’s.
by Armsandhearts April 13, 2019
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Muff Moose

A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.
"That blonde UPS driver is a total Muff Moose."
by ratface83 February 13, 2015
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Moose Goatee

(noun) When a female has extra long inner vagina lips that hang down.
Guy 1: Did you see that porn of Talley's wife?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....
by MooseGoatee February 1, 2009
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Moose-Licker

A derogatory term for a Canadian or those of Canadian decent.
We should build two walls. One with Mexico and one with Canada so we can keep those God Damn Moose-Lickers out too.
by 'WolfMyer' December 12, 2016
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Moose Jacket

Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"

Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"
by mr. moosejacket August 27, 2010
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moose bag

by wonky james September 18, 2017
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Moose Noose

Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.

The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.

My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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