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Mohamed

Leng guy that will clart your back with dat 10 inch defeater. Goated at football and will make you cry when he's on the ball
I am a mohamed
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Mohammed

Someone who like joke, he very funny and like to make creative idea! He super tall too wow
Lebron: wow He like creative idea, he is MOHAMMED!

James: Oh man, I want be MOHAMMED so cool :(
by NoUuUuUUuUuU November 23, 2021
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Mohamed

Mohamed is a very respectful guy when he needs to be. he is sexy asf and he way to much girls but he is 1000% loyal when he is in a relationship. His soulmates name will start with a M and his meat is between 8-10 inches
A girl- hey Mohamed you look so good today

Mohamed who is in a relationship at the Moment-
Get away from me hoe I got a wife
by Blah blah blah 😄 March 23, 2025
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Mohammed

Usually a shrimp dick sheep who tries to prove hes the shit.

Don't be fooled.
"Do you wanna see something funny?"
"Quit being such a Mohammed."
by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025
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Cho Mohammed

The long lost name of the precious prophet of Islam
Cho Mohammed consummated his marriage with Aisha when she was 9.
by n1gn0g10 July 3, 2023
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mohammed abiad

The CEO of sex. Anti-MSA and brown fuckboys, spends all his free time playing Jurassic world evolution when he isn’t bullying incels who can’t sing. Cock is approximately 9.2 inches and 3.7 inches in diameter and he only eats at Crown Fried Chicken because every king needs a crown 👑
Aabir: What the heck man, my mom got laid off from her job today! COVID-19, sigh…

Anonymous Narrator: you should pay more attention to what happens around you, silly. She was fired because she was sexing mohammed abiad in her office. I can’t say she didn’t get COVID-19 from that though…
by Dellcpnagher November 20, 2021
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Mohammed Bin Sulayem

Absolute nobhead FIA president that treats grown men like children.
"Hey, did you hear Mohammed Bin Sulayem banned swearing in interviews? "
by SkibidiVettelFan69 May 20, 2025
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