mexican monday

when you skip work on monday and get drunk all day.

ive had so much fun with the partying and drinking this weekend that i think im just going to bridge it all together and have a mexican monday

by fp12319 March 5, 2010

Marathon Monday

A tall, lanky, rather dark Black person (hence the term, Monday) who partakes in a 26.2 mile long running competition. They are typically, but not always, imported from Ethiopia and Kenya.

White Guy 1: "Hey, Murphy, who's that Black guy? Is he on the Celtics?"
White Guy 2: "Nah McDonough, today's the Boston Marathon; it's one of those Marathon Mondays."

by Carl Crawford April 15, 2013

Marijuana Monday

everyone is tired of waiting for 4:20

bob:YES! 420 is only 2 days away

Aaron: fuck that its marijuana monday!!!!

by AaronWDFP August 3, 2009

Meatloaf Monday

A day meant for eating meatloaf to absorb all the alcohol you drink on a Bon Jovi Friday.

Looks like we are going to need a Meatloaf Monday to soak up all this alcohol.

Pipi bought some meatloaf for this Meatloaf Monday.

Joshua's sister is three times as hot just before a Meatloaf Monday.

TNSLPIPITIESO?

by La Resistance! April 1, 2009

club monday

a term that means to do something fun on Monday, most commonly 'clubbing'; usually used on Sundays in order to make Monday seem more exciting.

Gab- "Ugh I really do not want to go back to school tomorrow."
Julia- "Hey its all good, tomorrows Club Monday! You got that to look forward to."
Gab- "Fuck yeahh, I haven't had a Club Monday in mad long."

by OperationLearnSpanish May 3, 2009

Blunt Monday

Blunt Monday occurs on the first day of every work week. It is a form of relaxation from the first day back at work after the weekend. Also, it reduces stress from the thought of the next four days of work most people must endure. Blunt Monday is meant to be a social event and occurs after all necessary responsibilities have been completed for the day. The rules of Blunt Monday are:

1. Marijuana must be torn apart and rolled into a tobacco leaf to take the form of a cylinder similar in size of a cigarette or cigar and then should be lit on fire and smoked.

In simpler terms, "It's Monday, smoke a blunt"

Aww man, mondays are the worst. Atleast we're smoking a blunt tonight. Blunt Mondays are the best.

by Branson420 February 26, 2011

Magic Monday

A magical day of the week where its the worst day of the week, but you and your friends will try anything to have fun. This can include: "Paper Barrel Basketball", "Wheel Chair Races", "Chopstick Mosquito Frenzy", and even the dreaded game of "I-Spy.

Dude 1: Dude, what you want to do today? I'm so bored...
Dude 2: Broski Its a Magic Monday We can do anything today. Let's go challenge the fat guy next door to sumo Wrestle.
Dude 1: Let's do it, I totally forgot its a Magic Monday.

by TheKidNextDoor( . ) ( . ) January 18, 2012