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MAXED THE FUCK OUT

Hardcore, balls out, pissing your pants Billy Madison style partying.

A state of mind that occurs after a night of binge drinking, coke usage, acid tripping, etc.

Usually, a session of pre-pregaming mixed with idiotic advice from friends, and a couple of unwanted pregnancies stem from a night of being MAXED.....THE FUCK OUT.
AJ: Dude, its totally alright to come inside of her, just as long as you pull out immediately after you bust.

Alex: (After doing 6 keg stands back to back, while snorting an ounce of molly and battery acid) Yeah....? Uh....yeah, fuck yeah.....yeah!!

Six months later Alex discovered that he was the father of 5 kids to an Ethopian tramp that searched random college parties, so that she could have sex and possibly gain citizenship through her unwilling victim. What a fucking slore.

Warning: MAXED THE FUCK OUT is a product that should be used sparingly and rarely. Also MAXED THE FUCK OUT is not meant for everyone. Please seek medical attention if: your bladder, splein, intestinal tract or kidneys begin to hurt. Terminal cancer, as well as, depression, suicide, and unwanted pregnancies by random Ethiopian herpes infested sluts may also occur. If you ever experience the need to run down the street, eating a bucket of fried chicken and covering yourself in green jello, then you've probably watched "Demolition Man" too many times.
by I Just Don't Give a Fuck October 10, 2011
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mixer

An electronic device used to play two sources of sound such as turntables or cd players together. A basic mixer has volume sliders for adjusting the volume level of each incoming source and a crossfader for controling the mix of the two sound sources.
"Man my mixer is shot. I need a new one."
by JesseBW August 30, 2003
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Maryland Cement Mixer

When a group of males ejaculate into a woman's anus while rolling her and when everyone has finished tilt her over and let the semen pour out resembling cement being poured
Me and the guys performed the Maryland Cement Mixer on Stacy the other day
by biggyy April 19, 2016
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Maxed out

The feeling of debilitating lethargy that steals over one after a night (or nights) of heavy excess.
*Knock on door* *Door opens revealing haggard, molting, late adolescent/early 20's male enveloped in duvet*

"Wow dude, you look like shit"
"I know. What d'ya want?"
"Huh?..It's time to play football obviously"
"No f**king way man. I'm 100% maxed out after last night"
"Omg, whatever fag"

*Door slams. Dialogue ends*
by Peter who is better than you January 17, 2008
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Miked Up

A story which is based in truth, but the vital points of the story are sugarcoated over to lead to ultimate doubts and a final understanding of utter disbelief.
"Oh my god Jumbo! Did you hear about the fucking news that Mike just told me?"

"No, but I'm sure it's a fucking Miked Up story"
by Matt the Boss June 21, 2008
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miled

Miled is a male arab name but could be used for both genders. Not many people know or have heard the name .
Well her middle name is miled .
by La mexicana May 16, 2018
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miseducated

Unconventional. Visually accelerated in color and whimsy both in your life and appearance.
She's so miseducated.
by Cat*e August 1, 2011
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