Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.

Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.

by ElKaijuKing February 26, 2019

clutch minute

The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.

Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...

by Jorisim December 9, 2015

Johnson Minute

It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.

Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute

by Mr. Grigoryan January 19, 2022

Uber minute

Uber minute = 5 minutes

I’ll meet you in an Uber minute.

Means I’ll meet you in 5 minutes

by NycPas October 16, 2018

pancake minute

A unit of measurement that is an exaggeration of the actual time. A single pancake minute can be anywhere from 5 actual minutes to an hour.

S: I'll be ready in 15 minutes
M: 15 real minutes or 15 pancake minutes?

by brakeman March 20, 2007

Shit a minute

Holy shit hold the fucking phone

Woa woa woa, shit a minute guys!

by Bootynibba May 30, 2019

Messenger Minute

The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message

Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger

“Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”

“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”

by ActionManly June 21, 2021