pancake minute

A unit of measurement that is an exaggeration of the actual time. A single pancake minute can be anywhere from 5 actual minutes to an hour.

S: I'll be ready in 15 minutes
M: 15 real minutes or 15 pancake minutes?

by brakeman March 20, 2007

sacramento minute

Several minutes, usually about eight.

I'm around the corner, be there in a sacramento minute.(passing j street, gotta get off on 26th)

by LePresident June 12, 2018

Wet Minute

A seemingly long but still short time spent waiting, typically in an uncomfortable scenario.

I was stood outside for a wet minute and it was freezing!

by wetT January 6, 2022

Minute Maid

A brand of lemonade. This is the driest and most sugary drink you will ever sip. If you are to drink Minute Maid, do not acquire this drink from Hardees/Carls Jr. You have been warned.

"My son was problem having his baby teeth get out, so I gave him Minute Maid. All his teeth rotted before my very eyes

by volttacke990 December 2, 2019

Shit a minute

Holy shit hold the fucking phone

Woa woa woa, shit a minute guys!

by Bootynibba May 30, 2019

Messenger Minute

The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message

Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger

“Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”

“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”

by ActionManly June 21, 2021

Rock Minutes

when someone is slow like a rock
AT LEAST 3 times the amount said

"alr brb 3 Rock Minutes"

*20 minutes later*
"back"

by Mancho L: January 16, 2023