Minnesota meat pie

It's a meat pie from Minnesota dumbass

Man that's one hell of a Minnesota meat pie it filled me the f****** up

by Shalapagos March 28, 2022

Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.

Minnesota bacon

by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022

Minnesota midget

While giving a blowjob the woman shoves an I've cube up the guys ass, causing his unit to shrink.

Hey babe grab the ice bucket you're getting a Minnesota Midget tonight.

by Reverend Jim Bob December 12, 2022

Minnesota Sprinkler

Cumming into your partners mouth and then promptly pouring carbonated soda in after and having their head shaken till it sprays out of their nose and/or mouth.

Hey! Thanks for the suggestion, my girl let me give her a Minnesota Sprinkler last weekend.

by Mira Minnesota October 15, 2022

minnesota vikings

losers

he’s probably the minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023

Minnesota Snow Globe

An act performed at the climax of penetration of any orifice. The male pulls out, pulls the females hair/head back, and vigoursly ejaculates on her face whilst shaking his hips and her head; creating a fresh, snowfall appearance upon the the face and chest."

"Dude, last night I met up with Nikki and yada yada whoopty whoop... By the end of it, I hit her with a Minnesota Snow Globe!"

by LoSGaReBeAr April 25, 2023

Minnesota Mudbog

When a woman is laying on her stomach and shits herself. The guy comes from behind and slaps his penis on the shit and moves back and forth. Then slams it up her ass. Just like getting stuck in a mud hole

Was having sex with a woman last night and I gave her a Minnesota mudbog, it was an absolute mess.

by Totally_worth_it_7.3 May 12, 2023