When a girl gets fingered so hard she shits, the shit would be picked up and put into a cup, her partner would then jizz into the cup and it would be blended and served to an nigerian prince’s slave named rafiki
by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2021
Get the African milkshakemug. When you stick your dick and balls into a pussy and cum in her making it like a milkshake with maltesers on the top>
by pewismalteser October 26, 2017
Get the Malteser Milkshakemug. Also known as “Milkshakism”, is an ethereal movement started in Somerset, massachusetts (which also makes it the only interesting thing to come from this shitty fucking town) based on the birdflesh song by the same name. The movements prime goal is to change the world by the molecular level to a milkshake, creating a sweet and cool paradise out of earth.
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Happy soul equals happy life
Share a shake with your wife
True beauty in the cream
But it can’t compete with you Jolene
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Happy soul equals happy life
Share a shake with your wife
True beauty in the cream
But it can’t compete with you Jolene
by Milkshake is nice August 31, 2019
Get the Milkshake is nicemug. Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong
by Pondmoose November 15, 2021
Get the Pelican milkshakemug. Usually from Washington DC, it is a drink with Kahlua, coffee, and a lot of fresh breast milk by an attractive woman in her twenties/teens.
Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Customer: DC Milkshake!
Hidden Women Bra-less Bartender: It's here...
Customer: DC Milkshake!
Hidden Women Bra-less Bartender: It's here...
by Metalfukker August 7, 2012
Get the DC Milkshakemug. When a bitch has a yeast infection and the guy has dick cheese on his dick, And they fuck, simple and gross. I love it 🥰
by Joe asskick May 8, 2019
Get the Tijuana milkshakemug. An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.
Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!
by Hitler Banana May 22, 2015
Get the english milkshakemug.