Micro-bomber poo

The act of one taking a dump which leads to the feeling of said turd that is departing the anus to be smaller than the dephicator has been led to believe.

I have just finnished taking a Micro-bomber poo which made me feel weak and disoriented.

by |\|00|3_|<!|_|_ August 15, 2007

microblogging

Microblogging is a form of blogging that allows users to write brief text updates (usually less than 200 characters) and publish them. Among the early popular microblogging services are Twitter and Jaiku.

People have been microblogging since the late 1990s. Back then of course, not even the word 'blog' had been coined yet, but that shouldn't stop a real geek.

by Jens Roland May 30, 2008

microeyes

Asians suffer from this horrid condition. Which gives them that crazy squint appeal.

Dong is such a fucking asian, look at those microeyes.

Oh my god look at his eyes...they are sooooo small. and unsexy, fucking microeye asians.

by computer joebob February 19, 2008

micro pin

a guy with a massive dick that others make fun of because thay are jealous because "micro pins" dick is biger

jealous guy
hey micro pin whens your dick gona grow

"micro pin"
its a fuck load bigger then yours

by dan1el101 June 19, 2008

Microfiching

An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.

"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."

by Matt Hagen March 22, 2009

Microfag

When playing an online cooperative game, a microfag refers to those who try to micromanage, direct, or otherwise berate fellow players from a position of no authority and are only able to comment because they own crappy microphones. Usually 12 years of age.

I was playing demolition last night and the team spirit fell apart after some microfags put in their two cents.

by Nighthorse December 22, 2010

Microaggression

When a person, through action or inaction, unintentionally offends another person or persons which could result in the offended party reacting in aggression - such as violence or verbal assault.

Male: I don't know of any right that white people have that colored people do not.
Black Female: It is actually "person of color".
Male: I am sorry. I didn't mean to offend.
Black Female: You're microaggression offends me.

by Radical Conservative March 9, 2018