Alex the Mexican 

A guy so stubborn that he will make everyone unhappy (even himself) just so someone else doesn’t get their way.

girl: alex please share your location, i’m worried about you
alex the mexican: no
girl: then i’m not talking to you
alex the mexican: then it looks like we’re not talking

Alex the Mexican by itschey November 15, 2018

Travis The Mexican

Arms dealer, Drug dealer, Cartel stick up crew leader, and a taco vendor.

I saw Travis The Mexican.

Travis The Mexican by P $kanky December 18, 2019

crop top melon head mexican child 

dora the fucking Explorer is a crop top melon head mexican child

7 years of age until the Season 5 episode "Dora's Big Birthday Adventure", in which she turns 8. She's 10 years old in Dora and Friends: Into the City!. In Dora and the Lost City of Gold she's 16 years old. but still looks 4 + a crop top melon head mexican child don't get mad

crop top melon head mexican child by aige June 10, 2021

The mexican sus 

The mexican sus is a creature found in the north-west part of mexico. It fulfills all the criterias to be called "sus" in mexico, since "sus" is a term which variates from country to country.

-He eats his tacos without the tortilla. what is wrong with him?

-Oh, don't mind him. It's just the mexican sus.

The mexican sus by El Sus March 17, 2022

The Sweaty Mexican 

The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.

Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!

The Sweaty Mexican by turnitloose June 11, 2016

The New Mexican Advantage 

When your friend has an inherent advantage in online games due to living in New Mexico, where the servers are either closer, and so they lag less, or the servers are so far away that they can ignore the rules of time itself.

He only won because of The New Mexican Advantage.

The New Mexican Advantage by ygbyhb January 28, 2021

Patron strain of the Mexican flu 

A hangover.

(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)

Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.

Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.

Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.

Patron strain of the Mexican flu by The Silly Human February 22, 2011