Text Message Ho

A late night girl whom is strickly communicated with via text message. Under no circumstance would an acutal vocal conversation ever take place.

I had to bang out my text message ho last night, kiiiiddd.

Dude, that chick is a text message ho. Strickly text scene.

by Rusty Colebrook January 3, 2009

Text Message One Night Stand

when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.

Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.

Omg! Girl, you so crazy!

by Leesydney November 17, 2010

facebook messenger

A means by which creepy people communicate with people that they're not actually friends with

Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.

by Ishwbwna November 5, 2014

Subliminal messages in a Britany Spears song

I decided to play "Hit me baby one more time" BACKWARDS, and you'll be astounded and truely amazed at what I found! The first sound on this definition is the results of my venture!

There is no written example for this you dumbass!
There is no written example for this you dumbass!

by lazirus July 6, 2004

message bombing

A needlessly provacative text message sent just to start an argument. This heinous act usually committed by someone in a foul mood who just wants you to join them there.

Mandy is message bombing me, accusing me of sleeping with her boyfriend. Bitch is in nuts!

by Violetly N October 21, 2008

messapy

messapy derives from the words 'mess', as in "you're a mess" and 'therapy', as in the treatment of something. messapy, therefore, is the treatment of messes. Messes are usually personal in nature but can run the gamut to include just about anything.

Silvio's girlfriend is cheating on him with his sister. Jeez, they ALL need messapy.

by EJY October 16, 2008

sext messages

Text messages of an erotic nature. The sms version of phone/cyber sex

We were exchanging sext messages all last night. It was really hot. She's such a tease though...

by Stina-bioch! November 27, 2007