Meat bangle

When attempting to insert your fist into a woman's vagina, the point at which the vagina walls are closed tightly around your hand/wrist. A similar sensation to putting on a tight bangle, but lacking the warm, wet meaty-ness.

I was fisting this bird earlier, it was like trying to put on a meat bangle.

by villabhoy July 25, 2012

meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.

"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"

by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010

meat toothbrush

To orally stimulate the genitals of a man in a tooth brush motion as advised by many leading dentists. Usually leading to a backwards application of pearl drop solution but without the minty fresh after taste.

meat toothbrush me

by Nipflicker January 15, 2009

Meat Cleavered

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.

Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Meat-Hippy

A young man or woman, under thirty, who lives a combination lifestyle of 1960's Hippy and weight lifting Meat-Head.

A: Ben really likes to go to festivals, doesn't he?
B: Yeah, he wears a lot of tie-dye for a guy that's totally jacked and eats protein.
A: Knows more about Floyd than anyone I've ever met.
B: Can bench more than anyone I've ever met.
A: Must be a Meat-Hippy.
B: What a Meat-Hippy.

by ManlyMorish September 9, 2015

Meat Bus

Progressive rock band from Chicago. They rose to fame in the late 80's and were heavily influenced by The Outfield, Bryan Adams, and Loverboy. Their heavy drug use and wild orgies ultimately lead to their demise. They reunited in 1999 with more of a Smashmouth sound. Often considered rebels or "bad boys." Their fan base is mostly teenage girls. Some of their hits include: "Meat Bus," "Kamikaze Dad," "John Wayne Gasey Rock and Roll," and "Summer Sausage Sex"

Eric: "Did you see Meat Bus last night?"
John: "Are you kidding, they rocked the house and impregnated my wife!"

by john denver experience January 28, 2012

meat cactus

A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes

damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?

by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020