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yello mayo day

The day Yello takes me out for my birthday to Chilis when she gets her first pay check. and then we rent a movie and watch it!! The date is unknown as of now
Yello is taking Mayo out for her birthday.
by tomanda (mayo) March 28, 2003
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cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of July

A traditional Mexican play that celebrates that one victory mexico had in the Spanish-American War.
Usually interpreted through flamenco

Often includes chickens, tequila and lawn mowers
Cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of july
Jeff: wouldn't it be awesome if cinco de mayo and fourth of july fought?
World: yeah!
by JOHN BUCK May 7, 2008
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Cheap Mayo

The act of rubbing a penny on the tip of your penis until ejaculation.
She anit give me none, so I got some cheap mayo.
by BIG BIG BOY DA BIGGEST BOY!! January 12, 2024
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Chocolate And Mayo

Some fucking chocolate and mayo in a jar dumbass
Chocolate and mayo is like the holy Bible and holy water but to defend yourself from fucking children
by C O S M O July 13, 2022
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Mayo

Alex slid his hand into Tyler's shorts and whipped up some mayo
by Little Demons August 25, 2017
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Mayo Madame

A racist & derogatory ethnic slur used to describe & disparage a white female for having a light complexion, even though even the fairest Caucasians don't have skin as white as Mayo.

Often the term is used by self-hating overweight, & unattractive white women with colored hair, who ironically think they're not racist, bigoted, or prejudiced even though they are. However, it was originally coined by hateful, bitter black women.

The so-called anti-racist regressive side of the left doesn't understand that hating & attacking groups of people based on skin color that's beyond their control is a fundamental part of racism & that they're not progressive.
Wow, a white girl just tried to insult me for being white by calling me a 'Mayo Madame'! Does she not realize she's white, so she's hating on herself too?

I bet she cries everytime she looks in the mirror then binges on Mayo to numb the pain. She sure looks like she does!
by The MuthaFukkin Pope December 22, 2021
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Lady Mayo

Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.
"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"

"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"
by graham crack March 23, 2014
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