Asshateus Maximus

In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.

PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.

by tha malcontent August 3, 2006

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Rufus Maximus

When a man fucks a woman who is doing a head-stand.

I turned that bitch upside down and gave her the Rufus Maximus.

by Tusitala August 17, 2009

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syphilis maximus

Greek: One who was the originator of the venerial diseases Syphilis

Previously thought to have mutated from the Treponema pallidum bactirium it has recently been uncovered that Syphilis saw its genesis in the anius of John Tomlinson after ass to ass homosexual contact with a one night stand he picked up from Legends gay club Raleigh NC, therefore John IS "Syphilis Maximus"

by JDMerk September 28, 2006

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Porkus Maximus

Synonymous with "whole hog". Taking a given endeavor to the maximum extent with wanton disregard for any collateral damage. The focus is on maximizing the end result. In other words, the ends are more important than the means of achieving that end result.

The term was first coined by Pat Buchanan to describe Hillary Clinton's campaign.

Kyle: "What's your strategy tonight at the bar?"

Daniel: "I plan on aggressively playing all my cards."

Tom: "So you want to go 'whole hog'?"

Daniel: "Indeed, porkus maximus!"

by Hoggard February 18, 2009

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