Douchius Maximus

A person who is an extra large douche, especially one that makes an ass of himself as part of his general douchy-ness.

Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."

#1: "So, guess what Douchius Maximus said today?"
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."

#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."

by california420 October 5, 2010

yeeticus maximus dabber the third

the master of whips dabs yeets and everything in between.

yeeticus maximus dabber the third is the greatest living thing to ever come into existence

by general yeeticus dabber 3rd March 20, 2019

Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop

I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.

by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019

Boomerius Maximus

A scientific name for the generation of Baby Boomers

"And here we see a boomer, Boomerius Maximus, in their natural habitat, hoarding toilet paper"

by sniffie March 20, 2020

SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

BIG GRIZZLY DONG BEAR THAT ATE YOU'RE NANNA

OH WOAH, NICE SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

by TurdSuckerStruan December 14, 2020

ashley....maximoff

in the apocalypse rn, bestie that posts make my day sometimes, always sends me tiktoks and i love it, most elite baka out there.

my username is similar to ashley....maximoff hehe.

by goo goo ga ga May 29, 2021

amelia_maximoff

Coolest person in the planet

Dude do you follow Amelia_maximoff
No should I?
Yes they are the best person in the world

by customwoodburningnails23 July 11, 2021