maxwell james

One of the most gorgeous men ever concieved by the universe. This unique specimen can be found in Elk Grove California, and is known to be one of the lost saints according to theologists. "He is a dark haired dark eyed god" says john stamos, and "i would fuck him, and im not even gay" says mark clark.

Did you see <i> maxwell james </i>, that nigga is supa fly

by Janice March 9, 2005

marcela

doubles her sex count every time she moves countries, often in the first weeks and with people she doesnt know.

wow, marcela just met him!

by john blogs October 16, 2008

Maxwell

A cute little Jew who looks like he is 10. Has played in a show called Hell's Kitchen, where he played as a gay loser who pisses off the actors. Many Maxwells tend to light up a certain red when they are embarrassed, and their cheeks become as red as "my jacket." Maxwells are also perverts who like to jack off consistently, such as inappropriate times like during class, and during lacrosse practice.

Ryan: Dude i think that guy jacking off in the corner is maxwell.

Auhbon: oh yeah it probably is, because max always jacks off at random times. God dam that kid max is just sooo horny.

by Cutiepieee March 16, 2009

maxwell

fcking athletic yo!!!
loves dis girl name sarah. at least thats what they call her...
he is cool.. for a boi friend..
and sarah loves hym back fo sure...
just be yourself at all tymes and everyone will appreciate you for who you are..
be ready cuz den your
first kiss is coming soon...

maxwell is good at football, sweet and cool,
forgiver, funny, and smart

by shitty!!! November 1, 2008

marcel

marcel - a greaser who wears multiple layers of clothing at inappropriate times. The clothing is typically grungy, gnarly or unkempt; and may smell like garlic or Grandpa. Fascinated by feces, he may claim that his poopoo is 'spiral shaped'. He is often mistaken for one of the Village People or a Transylvanian.

hey, you can't wear two pairs of longjohns! that's marcelling!

by michiganmoto September 17, 2007

Marcellus

A shitty Syracuse suburb in Upstate New York. No one has ever met a person from here, in fact its debatable if the town even exists. The only thing the town is known for is its miles of reeking manure farms and several rednecks that were too wild to be allowed to live within Syracuse. There is no chance of surviving this strange wrong turn town, especially when you take the road with 13 curves that kills everyone. So just stay on Interstate 81 and avoid this trap.

Redneck from Marcellus: "Wanna buy some corn, grown fresh here in Marcellus?"
Customer from Marcellus: "That's not corn, it's weed. Give me a few grams."

by anonymous May 12, 2018

Marcel

Used to describe a person who snubs you and or gives you the evil eye.

I was marceled in the mall by the husband of my boss.

or,

I was marceled by a co worker for months because I knew she was having an extra marital affair with another co worker.

by stephen William schwartz May 18, 2007